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Nice Legs Daisy Dukes Makes A Snail Go "Noot Noot!"

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

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merry—mari:

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

this is so important reblog guys

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Me: it feels like someone just stepped on my utters and wont get off
Me: AM I DYING?!~
Morgan: o-o
Morgan: Well…
Morgan: I don’t want to tell you this…
Morgan: But… you are a lady….and it’s fatal…
Me: fuck

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

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lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

DONT SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

BIN THE WAX AND RAZOOOORS

I DONT CARE WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO SAY

LET THE HAIR GROW LOOOONG

nobody touches me anyway *silently sobs*

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Filed under I enjoy my hair legs but more importantly the last part

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elmosaurus-rex:

soullessmooseman:

Morgan: Don’t be sick. It isn’t fun.
Morgan: Imma make you better… Ok ready?
She still my best friend after all these year, and I still love her like my sister.
Anyone says other wise can kiss my fist.

^-^ I love you, and I misses you! We’ve been friends for a long time so why stop now? [Insert relevant supernatural gif here because I don’t have gifs]

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soullessmooseman:

Let em tell you a thing about Morgan.

I have none her for YEARS, back when I started rping on anther sight when I was 13-15 years of age. And I’m currently 20. So about eight years now.

We have been through a lot even tho I had fallen out of touch with her and our other friends.

Like no joke we’ve been there for each others heartbreaks and all the shit.

But we are still best friends, and still practically like sister I hope she still feels the same.

I love my Sister Elm and I will do whatever the heck she asks of me.

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Let me tell you a thing (or several) about this Girface Alice right here.

I would say that I met her when I was 14. Many friends have came and went from the other site, but she stayed and I stayed with her.

We’ve been through so much I can’t even remember. I even wrote about her in my memoir for class (you don’t know it, but now you do)

I still think of her as a sister, and I’m glad she does still, too.

I love my Sistah Girface and I wanna be there for her.

[Insert GIR’s “HI BABY!” screaming gif because apparently that is hard to find]